What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Which race of women are the hottest?

-”Ah so!”

-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What explanations do flat earthers have for the shape of our planet? If they do not have any, why should their opinions on this topic be considered credible?

Live and Let Die

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is the STAR interview method?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is the most craziest dream you ever had?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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